Sunday, 1 November 2009

The difference between boys and girls

Madeleine: Mummy?
Me: Mm hmm?
Madeleine:  Daddy has a willy and a bum bum. And Elliot has a willy and a bum bum. And William has a willy and a bum bum… [proceeds to name each and every boy in her class at nursery and declare that they too have willies and bum bums.]

Madeleine: And I have a bum bum. But I don’t have a willy and you don’t have a willy. Mummies and big girls and good girls don’t have a willy.
Me: Uhh… correct. We don’t have willies.
Madeleine: And Elliot has a 'mall willy. Cos he's only little. That's why he's a baby. And Daddy has a bi –
Daddy: Right, that’s quite enough … [smirking]


  1. Ha! Loved it. Sounds like similar conversations I've had with my 3 boys. Will drop by again!